I ain't got the time to read down, how did Jorge take the Scottish vote? Badly?

[Chief Arrowhead]

The wee anarchist must have been secretly pining for the chaos that would have ensued.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm a bit torn over the whole thing, tbh. I would've loved the scotch to have got independence from a purely romantic perspective but it would've cursed us lot south of the wall to a perpetual Tory nuclear winter so, as someone living in England, it is a pretty huge relief.

I like the scotch. Also, they deep fry junk food which is ace.