But enough of Scotland. I can report that I'm on day 3 of new new genital regime and all is well.

[Berni]

No itching so far and the whole area is starting to look slightly less shocked.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, will you treat it in Don Johnson Miami Vice style and rock some accompanying ray bans and rolled up pastel lacoste jackets?

And will you call your Johnson Don?

[Berni]

I may take to shaving it daily. It's very therapeutic.

[Classic Jorge]

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