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Classic Jorge
09-18-2014, 10:47 AM
Why do we always seem to be playing either the league's form teams or wons with a new manager, don't we?

What we need now is a nice doughy Newcastle-esque opponent with their ground draped in mam's best sheets daubed with 'Pardew Ooot!'. Instead we have a seething, simmering Roy Keane dishing out punishment beats in the dressing room after matches.

Maybe we need to appoint our own Keano-esque psycho. What's this chap up to nowadays?

http://www.empireonline.com/images/features/100greatestcharacters/photos/5.jpg

redgunamo
09-18-2014, 10:51 AM

Luis Anaconda
09-18-2014, 10:52 AM

Classic Jorge
09-18-2014, 10:54 AM
Anyway, neither of them stole the show like Buffalo Bill.

I'd do me, would you do me?

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-18-2014, 10:55 AM
"Why do we always seem to be playing either the league's form teams or wons with a new manager, don't we?"

Palace, Everton, Leicester?

redgunamo
09-18-2014, 10:58 AM

Supermac1976
09-18-2014, 11:00 AM

Billy Goat Sverige
09-18-2014, 11:01 AM

Luis Anaconda
09-18-2014, 11:01 AM

redgunamo
09-18-2014, 11:02 AM
NTTAWWI.

redgunamo
09-18-2014, 11:05 AM

Berni
09-18-2014, 11:06 AM
An antiseptic and lifeless director of antiseptic, lifeless films. Style over substance squared.

Classic Jorge
09-18-2014, 11:07 AM
It was more a rhetorical question really, much like the 'There's a media conspiracy against us (meaning whatever team someone supports)'.

Not that there isn't a media conspiracy against The Arsenal, though

Classic Jorge
09-18-2014, 11:07 AM

Luis Anaconda
09-18-2014, 11:08 AM
Very good he was - and Peter Cushing was in it :bow:

Luis Anaconda
09-18-2014, 11:09 AM

Berni
09-18-2014, 11:10 AM
It was in a junk shop in Whitstable. It had a label on saying 'Peter Cushing's television'. I almost bought it. But then I didn't.

Luis Anaconda
09-18-2014, 11:14 AM
it would have been a much better tale. Particularly if you had misread it and it was actually Peter Cushing telly and all you watch was Peter Cushing in everything

redgunamo
09-18-2014, 11:14 AM

Berni
09-18-2014, 11:16 AM
A telly haunted by the ghost of Peter Cushing. Spooky.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-18-2014, 11:16 AM
No manager.
Form team after 1 game? Do not force me to be rude to you.
See above.

Classic Jorge
09-18-2014, 11:17 AM

Berni
09-18-2014, 11:18 AM
And can you imagine having guests over and showing it to them saying: 'See if you can guess who that telly used to belong to' as they stare at you blankly? And then when you tell them, they might not even have heard of him. :-(

What I'm saying is: who the f**k buys Peter Cushing's telly?

Luis Anaconda
09-18-2014, 11:19 AM
and Edna the Evil Witch from Willo the Wisp can play the TV

Luis Anaconda
09-18-2014, 11:20 AM

Classic Jorge
09-18-2014, 11:21 AM

Classic Jorge
09-18-2014, 11:22 AM

Berni
09-18-2014, 11:23 AM
My question is: how would we get the traditional Hammer completely gratuitous breasts/sex scene in?

Luis Anaconda
09-18-2014, 11:25 AM
because every actor living or dead is in Game of Thrones and there is always a sex scene along in a minute

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-18-2014, 11:30 AM
I don't even know if that is a word, or indeed, not a word.

PSRB
09-18-2014, 11:58 AM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-18-2014, 12:03 PM

PSRB
09-18-2014, 12:06 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
09-18-2014, 12:31 PM