Awimb pissed me off yesterday so I wrote some lyrics down to tell you guys >>>

[Twat Cuddles]

Everyone on Awimb all dead and rotting in hell,
And that prick Floyd I'll definitely shell,
Jake thinks he's a yardie with straps & cocaine for sell,
Yeah if you get caught you ain't getting no bail,
You'll get sent back to yard with Vybz Kartel,

Hands off Jorge, let me at him,
Put your life on that I'll definitely have him,
25 of your bodies all stashed in my attic,
Send man's soul to a whole next planet,
Who wants to bet Rich can't match it?
F That! I'll floor man then grab him,
Make man cry for the cameras flashing,
Headlock man till man's all tapping.



Buy my single.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

grounded in the Zeitgeist and reflecting prevailing influences, so often in recent years from overseas. Fascinating and heart-warming.

By contrast, what you have presented us with is a depressing pile of unintelligible sick, suggesting either that your generation is the one that soul forgot, or that you are educationally subnormal.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Pat Vegas]

[Rich]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[barrybueno]

[Pat Vegas]

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/dh_5ZScmplM/hqdefault.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A man of many talents all the same.

Do we know what his particular murder talent was?

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

pirate. It sounds great.

[Pat Vegas]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I am not a fan of your average Pirate attire so would have to pass.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Ashberto]

Weevils in the biscuits, etc.

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

to get up to their nuts in toothless strumpets and rumbullion. Occasionally, they got to sack cities, of course, which also offered all the murder, rape, torture and pillage you could eat. Good times imo.

[redgunamo]

[barrybueno]

http://i59.tinypic.com/28kna87.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

We all accept your casual dismissal of things with good humour, sw, but I have to draw the line.

There is nothing - NOTHING - gay about Adam and the Ants.

[Berni]

I mean what's the point of being a pirate if you don't get to dress up, wench and drink to excess? And make people walk the plank and whatnot.

[Luis Anaconda]

http://www.80smusiclyrics.com/artists/images/sharkey.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

wearing anything. Makeup included.

[redgunamo]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

http://images.popmatters.com/news_art/a/adam-ant.jpg


f**king state of them.

:judge:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I don't wear shirts in general.

One of my kids saw me yesterday in a shirt, she kind of freaked out a little as she had never seen me in one before. She will be 6 next birthday.

True story.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I know times are hard in Ireland, but surely you can still dress yourselves?

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"Black suits are only for funerals, sir." and changed the subject :-(

[Ashberto]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000PQRjb5QoMpk/s/900/900/irish-horse-culture321.jpg

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I mean, your tie is going to look ridiculous without a collar. :shrug:

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Work and play.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

The monthly horse fair.

[barrybueno]

a downward spiral of mega**** ever since.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

outrageously. "Really Sir should be wearing footwear one would wear with the suit." :-(

Anyway, f**k it, I'm going to get him to do me something in tweed.

[Berni]

The chap said: 'Are you going to be wearing boots at the wedding, sir?', in the same way he might have asked 'Are you planning to molest many children this week'? :hehe:

I also asked if it the jacket should be slightly tighter around the waist, to which he replied. 'That depends. Are you planning to breathe?' :hehe:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

up his back like a cavalry officer.

[Berni]

He wasn't rude, you understand? He just made it quite clear that he knew better than I did. Which I thought was fair enough.

I wore it again last night. You know how normally clothes - even nice clothes - have bits that aren't quite right and don't work with the body? This doesn't. :cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

you'll wander round the shops trying things on, knowing they don't fit properly :-(

My shirts are amazing. The left cuff is cut wider to accommodate sir's watch :cry:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Crisp white shirts. I may never wear anything else.

[Berni]

lasts so much longer, etc, etc.

Don't think she's buying it yet. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Traditional horse fair in the regenerated inner city area of Smithfield.

Traditionally full of knackers, each of them a thief or at worst involved in sexual liaison with a very close relative.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJfu52C4L-c


Then there is the obvious horse ****, everywhere.

Dirty *******s.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I have convinced myself, anyway.

[Berni]

why I can't be doing with off-the-peg suits in future, though. It's all about timing, really. :-)

[Berni]

In fact, I'm prepared to say it's about 1:10, which I don't think is acceptable.

[Ashberto]