'I'm sorry I'm a little short'.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

:hehe: :hehe: Just kills me every time.

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/MHrAMX7S81A/hqdefault.jpg

[Berni]

It must be a bloody minefield tailoring for a dwarf.

[Ben.]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Seriously, though, he MUST get a discount, he's only using half the material.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

But when I saw them bagging up his diddy little jacket and tiny trousers (which would have been small on a 7 year-old), I had to physically stop myself going 'Awwwwwwww!' in a profoundly patronising way.

[Ben.]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NvgLkuEtkA

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

references they'd snuck in there. Some of them really quite obscure.

Naturally, spotting them made me feel very smug and superior. ;-)

[Ben.]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v =y-L-Cp3qZfQ#t=98 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=y-L-Cp3qZfQ#t=98)

[Classic Jorge]

My daughter is a big fan of the excellent Johnny Depp won and several times she just looked at me with a look of perplexed horror on her face.

[Berni]

The Johnny Depp thing is a monstrosity. All that **** about his dad being a dentist. And the Oompah Loompahs are all wrong.

[Classic Jorge]

And Deep Roy is an ace ooompa loompa with better songs, so there.

[barrybueno]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngyFEMBzTsc

[Berni]

same movie for 20 years.

[Classic Jorge]

But you might be right if you're counting anything past 2000 which isn't Dark Shadows

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Otherwise, all ****'

[Classic Jorge]

I could go on

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I could go on.

[Berni]

all plump and heavy-bosomed :shrug:

Mmmmm...The Opposite of Sex is her at her buxom best.

Then she lost weight and I lost interest. I'm sure this news will distress her terribly.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[barrybueno]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Don't make me strap you both to a chair Clockwork Orange style and make you watch a John Waters box set.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Here's my car.

http://www.kittyhell.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/hello-kitty-car-interior.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[barrybueno]