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Twat Cuddles
09-16-2014, 10:09 PM
Yo Welz,

When I hop on the set I'm a bludclat danger,
Ya can't take shots I got a save like Reina,
My shots will make your body parts fly like confetti paper,
I spin Welz from here to Jamaica.
Allow fam that's deep, don't move, you move, I'll move then tings get peak.
Who me? I'm the one with a kick like the one Jet Li,
And any damn beat don't speak or you'll get dragged from the floor to the end of the street,
That's rise of the foot soldier part 3.
How ya mean? I will spin Welz from here to Belize.
I'm sick & greeze, sitting here comfy,
I spit bars like a monkey,
Don't talk about knifes & straps or I'll pull out a big ting just like Crocodile Dundee.
f**k off don't touch me. Touch me? I'll take Welz down like Rugby.


Buy my single.

the splendor of antigone
09-16-2014, 10:12 PM

Twat Cuddles
09-16-2014, 10:12 PM

Clueless Wanger
09-16-2014, 10:17 PM
but only just.
I fear you may be right about Welbeck though.
If we had a good striker today, we may have even got a draw or better.
Man U buy Falcao, Chelsea buy Costa, We buy Welbeck.

Twat Cuddles
09-16-2014, 10:18 PM

Classic Jorge
09-16-2014, 10:22 PM
https://itunes.apple.com/gb/artist/pj-duncan/id277600528

barrybueno
09-16-2014, 10:44 PM

Classic Jorge
09-16-2014, 10:47 PM