Monreal out.

[Mack]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

What do you advise?

[the splendor of antigone]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://www.shaving-shack.com/files/zoom/102NPKS-R.jpg

[Berni]

Only thing is, what about the hairs on one's shaft? They won't wax your cock will they? Or will they?

I really am clueless in this matter. :-(

[Jake]

Jesus.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Pokster]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

By all means try waxing, but having many pubes ripped from your ballsack is very painful. It's not as bad on the arse. It's also a bit awkward, the whole thing is just awkward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9eFacRt92s

[Berni]

powder. I'll have to take a picture of it.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thank you.

[Jake]

http://i1.cdnds.net/14/01/618x715/uktv-splash-heat2-4.jpg

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))]

Our chances of winning just increased four fold.

[Berni]

I think I'm going to do it. It'll look like a newborn rat I reckon. Only bigger, obviously. And a bit shocked. And covered in talc.

[Berni]

[the splendor of antigone]

But you only trim the pubic hair. Your lady will laugh at you if you look like a pre-pubescent child (unless she has that kind of an inclination, then she'll probably be all for it).
You never shave the whole thing. How preposterous.

[Berni]

One does wonder what could possibly justify the existence of that picture? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Berni]

I'm quite excited by the whole project now. I can't wait to get home and start experimenting.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Full mast, indeed.

[Ashberto]

[redgunamo]

[Ashberto]

When was this discovered? I must be a bit out of touch.

[the splendor of antigone]

One only trims; one never shaves the entire thing. That is a perversion of a magnitude I am not sure I can accept.

Expect to have your marriage unconsummated and annulled after she sees the barren wasteland below your waistline.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

http://naked-mole-rat.org/static/images/20071026pets_naked_mole_rats_006_500.jpg

[Berni]

It's the Trinity, see? The Father, Son and their insubstantial friend the Holy Ghost are three but one. So yes, God does have a mother and she's called Mary.

Which, of course, means that God got his own mother pregnant, but never mind that.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

course.

Catholic doctrine. You can't beat it.

[Berni]

[Supermac1976]

http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186338-d165097 2-r188990643-Steve_s_Bed_Breakfast-London_England.html#CHECK _RATES_CONT (http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186338-d1650972-r188990643-Steve_s_Bed_Breakfast-London_England.html#CHECK_RATES_CONT)
When a TripAdvisor review morphs into a R Kelly video script, brings new meaning to mini bar imo. :hehe:

[Ashberto]

[Ashberto]

God, not you.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

And he's not too keen on The Specials, either.

[Berni]

And is he just omnipresent on earth or literally everywhere in the Universe? Cos it must be a bit boring for him out there. You could forgive him if his attention wandered a bit.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Not that I'm judging, of course, but it's for the bummers.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

For reference

http://www.twinfinite.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/DuckDynasty.jpg

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

That said, my junk is pretty much my best feature.

It has a rugged beauty akin to upland moors.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Rican.

[Berni]

Although Americans call wops dagoes. Did you know that. Stupid bloody Yanks.

[The Tony]

Chuba the 10m sprint king...Bellerin the 40m

Bellerin called him out to an 18m sprint to decide whose the best and Chuba told him to F off :o he's only doing at 10m or 11.75m at a stretch.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Yanks know f**k all about anything, in general.

[Berni]

My quivering membrum virile thrusting proudly skywards. Oiled, glistening and unencumbered by unseemly hair.

It's quite an image, isn't it?

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[eastgermanautos]