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Billy Goat Sverige
09-15-2014, 02:19 PM
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:23 PM
What do you advise?
the splendor of antigone
09-15-2014, 02:24 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-15-2014, 02:25 PM
http://www.shaving-shack.com/files/zoom/102NPKS-R.jpg
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:27 PM
Only thing is, what about the hairs on one's shaft? They won't wax your cock will they? Or will they?
I really am clueless in this matter. :-(
Billy Goat Sverige
09-15-2014, 02:30 PM
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:31 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
09-15-2014, 02:32 PM
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:34 PM
Pokster
09-15-2014, 02:35 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
09-15-2014, 02:36 PM
By all means try waxing, but having many pubes ripped from your ballsack is very painful. It's not as bad on the arse. It's also a bit awkward, the whole thing is just awkward.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K9eFacRt92s
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:36 PM
powder. I'll have to take a picture of it.
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:38 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-15-2014, 02:38 PM
Thank you.
http://i1.cdnds.net/14/01/618x715/uktv-splash-heat2-4.jpg
Billy Goat Sverige
09-15-2014, 02:40 PM
Hendon Gooner (Only Easy Day Was Yesterday))
09-15-2014, 02:40 PM
Our chances of winning just increased four fold.
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:40 PM
I think I'm going to do it. It'll look like a newborn rat I reckon. Only bigger, obviously. And a bit shocked. And covered in talc.
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:42 PM
the splendor of antigone
09-15-2014, 02:44 PM
But you only trim the pubic hair. Your lady will laugh at you if you look like a pre-pubescent child (unless she has that kind of an inclination, then she'll probably be all for it).
You never shave the whole thing. How preposterous.
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:44 PM
One does wonder what could possibly justify the existence of that picture? http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:46 PM
I'm quite excited by the whole project now. I can't wait to get home and start experimenting.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-15-2014, 02:47 PM
Full mast, indeed.
Ashberto
09-15-2014, 02:48 PM
redgunamo
09-15-2014, 02:50 PM
Ashberto
09-15-2014, 02:50 PM
When was this discovered? I must be a bit out of touch.
the splendor of antigone
09-15-2014, 02:52 PM
One only trims; one never shaves the entire thing. That is a perversion of a magnitude I am not sure I can accept.
Expect to have your marriage unconsummated and annulled after she sees the barren wasteland below your waistline.
Billy Goat Sverige
09-15-2014, 02:52 PM
http://naked-mole-rat.org/static/images/20071026pets_naked_mole_rats_006_500.jpg
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:52 PM
It's the Trinity, see? The Father, Son and their insubstantial friend the Holy Ghost are three but one. So yes, God does have a mother and she's called Mary.
Which, of course, means that God got his own mother pregnant, but never mind that.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-15-2014, 02:53 PM
course.
Catholic doctrine. You can't beat it.
Berni
09-15-2014, 02:53 PM
Supermac1976
09-15-2014, 02:55 PM
http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186338-d165097 2-r188990643-Steve_s_Bed_Breakfast-London_England.html#CHECK _RATES_CONT (http://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/ShowUserReviews-g186338-d1650972-r188990643-Steve_s_Bed_Breakfast-London_England.html#CHECK_RATES_CONT)
When a TripAdvisor review morphs into a R Kelly video script, brings new meaning to mini bar imo. :hehe:
Ashberto
09-15-2014, 02:55 PM
Ashberto
09-15-2014, 02:56 PM
God, not you.
Billy Goat Sverige
09-15-2014, 02:56 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-15-2014, 02:56 PM
Classic Jorge
09-15-2014, 02:59 PM
Berni
09-15-2014, 03:00 PM
And he's not too keen on The Specials, either.
Berni
09-15-2014, 03:01 PM
And is he just omnipresent on earth or literally everywhere in the Universe? Cos it must be a bit boring for him out there. You could forgive him if his attention wandered a bit.
Berni
09-15-2014, 03:03 PM
Classic Jorge
09-15-2014, 03:05 PM
Not that I'm judging, of course, but it's for the bummers.
Billy Goat Sverige
09-15-2014, 03:05 PM
For reference
http://www.twinfinite.net/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/DuckDynasty.jpg
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-15-2014, 03:08 PM
Nicosia Gooner
09-15-2014, 03:09 PM
Classic Jorge
09-15-2014, 03:11 PM
That said, my junk is pretty much my best feature.
It has a rugged beauty akin to upland moors.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-15-2014, 03:12 PM
Rican.
Berni
09-15-2014, 03:13 PM
Although Americans call wops dagoes. Did you know that. Stupid bloody Yanks.
The Tony
09-15-2014, 03:15 PM
Chuba the 10m sprint king...Bellerin the 40m
Bellerin called him out to an 18m sprint to decide whose the best and Chuba told him to F off :o he's only doing at 10m or 11.75m at a stretch.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
09-15-2014, 03:15 PM
Yanks know f**k all about anything, in general.
Berni
09-15-2014, 03:15 PM
My quivering membrum virile thrusting proudly skywards. Oiled, glistening and unencumbered by unseemly hair.
It's quite an image, isn't it?
redgunamo
09-15-2014, 03:18 PM
Berni
09-15-2014, 03:25 PM
Classic Jorge
09-15-2014, 03:32 PM
Berni
09-15-2014, 03:32 PM
eastgermanautos
09-15-2014, 05:03 PM
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