Don't all rush to the shops at once

[Monty91]

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Thierry-Henry-Fifty-Defining-Fixture s/dp/1445642263 (http://www.amazon.co.uk/Thierry-Henry-Fifty-Defining-Fixtures/dp/1445642263)

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You're supposed to be a man of letters, for Christ's sake.

[Monty91]

than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9LQpowWFG8

National book signing tour :hehe: :clap:

[Monty91]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

When are you going to rid yourself of that shikse, my boy?

[Monty91]

Especially if it involves having to stand in close proximity to that fat dunderhead of a host, who almost certainly stinks, and spits when he talks.

[Monty91]

I missed the cat more, to be honest.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

is f**king horrible. Ten incessant hours of contemplating never seeing him grow up. Well, it would have been 10 if I hadn't got lucky with my neighbour on the plane, who kept me..ahem..distracted for most of the journey.

[Mack]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Just to clarify, I am not buying this one.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

He's not urnly a great goalscorer, but he's a scorer of great goals, Gary.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

write amazon blurbs as they are invariably appalling.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Mack]

Shame..

[Monty91]

Frankly, that's cutting off your nose to spite your face.

You will regret this.

[Classic Jorge]

Not like my life is so dull I have to live vicariously through others.

It's worse than that, I have to live vicariously through others on a f**king broken message board.

[Classic Jorge]

[Mack]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Obviously that game in Paris is in there, home game @ Lansdowne Road where he scored a particularly nice goal which caused this respected member of Awimb to nearly be drawn into a fist fight with a drunk Irishman.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Monty91]

Ok now it's just you and me.... it was a lass from Surrey who I chatted to for 6 hours solid with not a second's break. Naturally I waited a good couple of hours before revealing my family man status, just to keep things interesting like.

[Monty91]

[Mack]

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

The worst one I had was on the last flight back from Sweden where I got a flatulent Nigerian who listened to elton john loudly through his CD walkman the whole way.

A CD Walkman!

[Mack]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

When you say "mucky book" do you mean erotic fiction (ladyporn) or actual pictorial grumble?

I'm not sure what's worse, the futility of ladyporn or the futility of porn without rubbing one out.

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Berni]

He kept making approving noises through his moustache. I had to order a large gin. :-(

[Pokster]

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

[Nicosia Gooner]

[Supermac1976]