Would bombing Switzerland be wrong?

[Luis Anaconda]

Would anyone notice?

[WHL87]

[Berni]

You'll get fined. And told off.

The Swiss really are utter c**ts.

[Luis Anaconda]

I am sure they are not but just dealing with one silly bitch on a Friday afternoon is enough to make me feel that

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

1970s style unlike Sheffield in Threads

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

They are also ugly. Ghastly people. Make you feel positively warm and fuzzy about the Germans, the Swiss do.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

the easygoing, live and let live-type chap you know and love into a frothing, ranting maniac. Like snin, basically.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

See how they get to their fancy so called fallout shelters then.

[WHL87]

[Berni]

They're also wildly xenophobic and racist. They're just dreadful.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

Allowed to carry machine guns, bazookas and everything they are

[Berni]

It would unite the world. :cloud9:

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Just for anybody that was undecided.

[redgunamo]

It doesn't make them bad people.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The triangular mouth-slashing chocolate bars?

[Berni]

Why they're c**ts is of no interest to me. The fact remains that they are.

[Henry Crun]

Your favourite combination :hehe:

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

not socially psychopathic

[Berni]

Talking of which, Hamburg airport has a large sex shop. There's a thing, eh?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

Maybe he's just the only Swiss anyone can stand?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[redgunamo]

Perhaps I should become an Earth-father. Although perhaps it sounds like I already am :rubchin:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to make Jaegerschnitzel. And chips. :cloud9:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Henry Crun]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm going to put on 5 kilos in a week.

[Berni]

[7evens]

[7evens]

[Berni]

Although I've come to enjoy cold meats and cheese for breakfast, I must say.

[7evens]

the customs officer that she couldn't find her gate. When a chap told her it was infact further along the corridor, she turned without a word and marched off, eliciting an ironic thank you from the official.
Stroppy mare

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

They'd walk through fire for that ****.

[delboy ceg]