Talking of Berlin..I like this girl getting f**ked from behind by a guy in a DJ in Berlin train

[Snin]

station..its safe for office well my office anyway..its in the morning too! top drug induced night time session imo they both giving the bloke the middle finger..dirty little ****...ill have to go for a tactical **** now i think

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJ8c-DMqc8M

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-train-station-pl atform-couple-4200661 (http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/sex-train-station-platform-couple-4200661)

[Luis Anaconda]

:rubchin: Just trying to think of deserted train station

[Snin]

hop on imo mind the gap joke etc

[Berni]

Why is it impossible to come up with a socially acceptable term for f**king that isn't either coyly disingenuous ('making love') or coldly clinical ('copulation', 'mating')? Would anyone really complain if, for instance, the term 'screwing' or 'banging' were used instead? They would at least be an improvement on 'romping', which means absolutely nothing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Bonking's not bad.

[Snin]

[Berni]

Not as coy as 'romp', but still.

What about 'shagging'? It's not actually rude, but everyone knows what is meant and it's vaguely onomatopoeic (well not really, but you know what I mean) and properly descriptive. It also has the requisite number of participles to work. For instance, you can't say '[Insert footballer here] romped the part-time glamour model 5 times', but you can say 'shagged'.

I'm a major proponent of 'shagging'. Anything to get rid of 'romping', ffs!

[Luis Anaconda]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable! *arf*

Seriously, 'shagging' sounds like a swear word. Surely we can do better than employ vulgar little swears? Are we socialists or sentient, for all love?

Join me on the bonking bus, soul. You'll never regret it.

[Luis Anaconda]

That's Times readers though

[Berni]

They suggest that sex is something men do to women as opposed to something in which both men and women are equal participants.

Sexual politics :shrug:

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

'She took me home and bonked me senseless'? Dunno. :rubchin:

[Berni]

Seriously, though, the word needs to be multiporpoise and unisex. Shagging is the only one that works.

[Classic Jorge]

Cant you reach out to Jack, Laurie and Harperson for stuff like this?

[Classic Jorge]

"When a lad tells all his mates he shagged you... U cum and i didnt. Technically, i f**ked you"

https://twitter.com/BradfordLIssues/status/50509094338168012 8 (https://twitter.com/BradfordLIssues/status/505090943381680128)

[Snin]

thats how it should be imo :cloud9: ..women can sort themselves out when im back down the pub

[Berni]

Whatever the f**k that is. :shrug:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I appear to have spent my mess :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

I'm not a massive fan but it meets the criteria.

I did hear one of our sapphic sisters once use the brilliantly descriptive term "get my elbow wet" once but she was an Australian.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

Actually, she worked in the World's End in Finsbury Park

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Vigorous fisting.

[Berni]

I think they just fiddle about with each other until they get bored. Then they go to sleep wishing they could have proper sex.

Bad business, the whole lesbian game, I reckon. No future in it. :-(

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

What if you're not doing it in bed? Is it still bedding?

[Classic Jorge]

I'm lead to believe

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Well Jack does, anyway.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Observer/Pix/pictures/2014/2/6/1391692904270/Jack-Monroe-photographed--001.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

They know what to do with the equipment, not just read the manual.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Their thinking isn't linear enough imo.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

And yes, I made the obvious mastermind joke a lot

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Raw perhaps.