This Baines fellow. Looks like that character from that Johnny Vegas thing 'Ideal'.

[Berni]

That aside, for a defender he's not terribly good at defending, is he?

Mind you, I'd he was any good I guess he wouldn't still be playing for Everton, would he?

[Classic Jorge]

http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20101125233752/southpark/images/b/b0/6th_Grader_Leader.png

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/hs444.snc4/50286_120376905930_7489233_n.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

https://baggingarea.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/monkey_on_bicycle_vintage_12167573731.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]