Shetland and Orkney Islands will join Norway if Scotland leaves.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Harry Balls]

[Darren's Dodgy Denim]

We Nogs should demand that Scotland pay the rent for the Hebrides. Which they agreed to rent in 1262. Only paid for two years the misers. 20 marks of silver for 750 years at 5% interest. Their oil is ours now!