Danny used the word 'envisaged'. This makes him spectacularly articulate for an

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

English footballer. I hope he receives a thunderous reception at The Grove and becomes the new Ian Wright.

Oh by the way, I think I've thought of a great chant for him. It's to the tune of "Skip To My Loo" - goes like this:-

Sooooopah.....soooopah Dan
Sooooopah.....soooopah Dan
Sooooopah.....soooopah Dan
Super Danny Wellbeck


Wot d'yer reckon?

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He'll always be Manyoo. He's nothing to do with us.

I hate football.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

own son. The second he leaves Arsenal; I no longer have a son.

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Oooooooooonnne Danny Wellbeck
We're walkin along ah!
singin a song ah!
Walkin in a Wellbeck wonderland!

[Pokster]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Oh.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

Brian Sewell by any chance?

If you say 'fancy a pint' does he ask questions like "a pint of what exactly - and by fancy do you mean to suggest I am sexually attracted to this indeterminate pint.."

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Kind of, 'Top of de mornen to yers thor fam innit.'

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I hadn't noticed his skin colour. To me, people are people. I don't even notice race or ethnicity.

Except Welshers. I can smell them.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

http://ih.constantcontact.com/fs086/1101496155327/img/552.jpg

[Berni]

[Finndin]

Both his parents are social workers.
He achieved an A in English and Maths at GCSE and apparently he has a maths A-Level........

[Berni]

So not only is he common, he's a f**king Guardian-reading lefty?!

[Classic Jorge]