FightWIMB: What's the best (or worst I suppose) dust up you've ever been involved in?

[Jake]

I once encountered some scallys in Loughborough town centre (breeding ground for said scallys) who offended a friend of mine in some way (breathing), so he decided to give lead scally a jab to stop said offence (living, breathing). A right old hoo-ha ensued, five of us, five of them, I caught one of them sweet around the choppers (later discovering it was actually my friend I punched with such authority) and it was over within a minute. Afterwards we all said sorry to each other and shook hands and one of the female scallys gave us a bacardi breezer as some kind of Loughborough olive branch.

That's gritty, right there.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

Fractured skull, broken cheekbone and two cracked ribs. I also nearly had one of my retina detached.

Then I went to watch arsenal lose 2-4 to Norwich the next day :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Unknown to these heroes, my 3 chums were psychos of the first order. The weapon-toting geniuses were beaten pretty much to a pulp.

Growing up in London in the 70s and 80s was a generally violent experience, really :-(

[Pokster]

[Jake]

It was about as close as a public school comes to lawlessness.

Aside from the bumming, that is.

[Classic Jorge]

Failing that, use a weapon of some sort.

[Snin]

[Classic Jorge]

They're dusting my Jag for prints today.

Quite what the diminutive Minneapolis troubadour wants to do it for is beyond me.

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

groups of rastas, even punks, any random passers-by could turn and give you a good whopping for no apparent reason.

When I was about 12 there was a fat lad of 16 or so who lived between my house and the bus stop. He used to wait for me after school and give me a few good thumps most days. It just felt like a part of life.

[Jake]

:hehe:

[Snin]

:hehe: got chased out o coldharbour for being some kind of battyman posh boy many a time :hehe: plus lived in hansworth when in birmingham poly..used to have the local dealers coming roundf to mine to watch going for gold and a up of tea then id give them a lift to pick up new stock as i had better / faster car than them being a posh boy :-)

[redgunamo]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

Don't seem to be able to find it nowadays

[Snin]

the hells angels were positvley pleasant

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Strange days, really.

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

I was only about 8. He would have been about 10. A year or so later I hit him just above the eye with a snowball in which I had cunningly concealed a large piece of flint. He bled like a stuck pig. He's probably still got the scar. :cloud9:

[Berni]

[Berni]

that unquestioning acceptance of extreme violence that is/was at the heart of British culture.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

blow your mind apart superskunk nonsense :-(

[Jake]

[ITSUPFORGRABSNOW]

I wonder if they would still work.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

It's completely changed my opinion of the fine men and women of Her Majesty's Constabulary, the whole 'doing their job' business.

[Classic Jorge]

I'm letting the Prius thing lie, such is my mood

[Berni]

tend to use that fact to exert authority. Unfortunately for them, once puberty does kick in and the rest of the playground develops actual muscle, they tend to find themselves on the wrong end of some quite serious vengeance hidings.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

You must applaud his direct action?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Did you not explain to the polis that it was actually all Mrs Thatcher's fault?

[Classic Jorge]

preferably with a blowtorch and some pliers whilst he's gaffer taped to a chair.

[Berni]

Honestly, I think the man is actually deranged.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

To be fair to the filth, I've been nothing but impressed by them. As I mentioned to the bloke when he was here "you dont get this sort of service with the psychos in the met"

[Berni]

[Berni]

Why didn't you just whip his cock out and give it a quick nosh while you were down there? Honestly, what's become of you?

[Luis Anaconda]

of utter fiction

[Classic Jorge]

You cant let your prejudices, or even *your* prejudices, colour one's approach to life.

[Berni]

Still, it's interesting to learn that Scotland will be a utopia after independence. This may come as news to a lot of Scots, though.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

No more Labour governments. Ever. :cloud9:

[Jake]

[Classic Jorge]

Not to sound over dramatic but I think I'd be packing my bags if they go.

[Berni]

let's see...about five minutes.

You'll have gangs of shortbread-fuelled, Irn Bru and Buckfast-swilling psychopaths riding round the streets of Invershiel on the back of Toyota Hiluxes shooting up Gift shops with their heavy machine guns in no time. You mark my words.

[Classic Jorge]

****test.

Independence.

Ever.

[Harry Balls]

[Harry Balls]

Mostly 14 and 15 yrs olds, riot vans turned, over the works.

[Snin]