Robin van Persie: "I will fight Radamel Falcao for Manchester United place"

[Classic Jorge]

Seems a bit extreme to me, couldnt they just 'spud up' or let Louis pick the best team?

Tenner on Radamel, fight! fight! fight!

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Rich]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Classic Jorge]

...shortly before tying his Parka around his neck like a cape and bunny hopping round the estate on his Raleigh Burner.

A source close to the club later said "He rode through dog**** the other day and it splattered up his back, that serves him right for fingering Sharon Keane round the back of Star Burger"

[Berni]

You're going to bum him first, aren't you, r? :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ben.]

like the boxing match from Porridge.

[Nicosia Gooner]

fully recover and gain the sharpness needed at the highest level

and there is also the danger of picking up additional injuries because of it

[Classic Jorge]

For this they should be applauded, I reckon. I calculate that about 50% of the fights I got into as a yoot were based on my long, flowing locks.

[Berni]

starting to turn Rich a bit odd. :-(

[Rich]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

That's worse

[Rich]

Makes it easier to ease it in.

What am I writing here?! :-(

[Berni]

charged with murder and gross indecency or something, as opposed to rape and murder.

[Ben.]

[Berni]

yourself, wouldn't you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

van Persie would be all bony and uncomfortable :-(

[Classic Jorge]

He was on here the other day complaining about "skunk pussies and punks" and how there was going to be "a new rain, a rain to wash the scum off the streets".

In a matter of months it'll be "I say, are you addressing me? Are you addressing me? I dont see any other chaps in this gentleman's club so the conclusion I am led to by virtue of logical deduction is that you are in fact addressing me, sir. I demand satisfaction in this matter, and with haste"

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

back, Sir?

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Poor Bob Wilson

[Classic Jorge]