7evens
09-02-2014, 02:16 PM
It's got me ****ting like a bear in the salmon fishing season.
The stench is positively fetid and I'm now as regular as clockwork.
The only positive development is that there's one of those smug, apple a day, jog to work, health snobs who delights in pounding the pavement while keeping to an almost military regime, as if to prove god knows what at his age.
He just happens to nip to the changing rooms as I crimp one out and serve up an anal fanfare along the vent shaft. I can often hear him choking and muttering stuff under his breath as he hops about on one leg, while pulling on his strides in his haste to exit the building..
The stench is positively fetid and I'm now as regular as clockwork.
The only positive development is that there's one of those smug, apple a day, jog to work, health snobs who delights in pounding the pavement while keeping to an almost military regime, as if to prove god knows what at his age.
He just happens to nip to the changing rooms as I crimp one out and serve up an anal fanfare along the vent shaft. I can often hear him choking and muttering stuff under his breath as he hops about on one leg, while pulling on his strides in his haste to exit the building..