Now I am totally confused & don't know where I am

[Dorset Gooner]

Wellbeck, young tick, English tick, a forward tick, decent player tick, excellent value for money tick.
Do we need him? This is where I need help I really don't know?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Dorset Gooner]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Dorset Gooner]

knocking the signing as I think we have got a bargain

[Berni]

Parry, Darren Gough, Adrian Durham or any of the panoply of f**kwits they employ for more than five years and I can honestly say that my life is immeasurably improved for it.

[Dorset Gooner]

morning I was too tempted. It is a weird station, they seem to employ builder types who I can't understand, even their cricket correspondent sounded like an extra out of starred up.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Something we have lacked (the pace that is.....).

[7evens]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

that he can trap or pass a football with any accuracy.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Rich]

Tick.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Hopefully also the sacred 4-4-2 will return.

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

1. Don Bradman
2. Ian Botham
3. Graham Gooch

I have f**k all idea how that happened.

[Berni]

[Dorset Gooner]

[Berni]

Therefore, they don't want any of their audience to feel challenged or threatened by anything that suggests that being thick, ignorant and common might not be the perfect combination of characteristics.

[Berni]

camel's back, I think.

[Mack]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

One referred to an Australian scoring a gazillion runs on an Ashes tour in the 1930, another an English all-rounder who won a match single-handed in 1981. The other concerned a score of over 400 in a match, I think. I feel quite the cricket historian.

[Berni]

convert you yet.

Do I get the feeling that you are slightly mystified by the Wellbeck signing?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

than Sanogo... it makes a great deal of sense. It's just... well... he's English :-(

[Berni]

I just wish someone hadn't posted that video of him attempting some fancy ball skills and backheeling the thing out of play. :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

A player who meets both criteria which you have held up as justification for the swooping of Welbeck.

In summary, you're a f**king idiot.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Mack]

[Classic Jorge]

[Rich]

[Mack]

c**t :-(

[Berni]