X factor is at Emirates on the tele

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

I'm warming to Beryl Cole. Yes I like her. Her arse-hole is just a tiny beige dot and her ****s are small fragrant pellets no larger than a rice crispie. She would be amazed and drawn to my horrendous piles of mud exploding from my enflamed swollen ****-piece. Opposites attract they do say.

['Neg]

You'll need to stop begging your big black friends to dry hump you Flyd. You'll end up like Sir Cliff.

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

Nobody dry humps Herr Floyd.

[ArseMart - Enjoy every sandwich]

[Supermac1976]

[Classic Jorge]

Full German comedic stereotype locked on

[Classic Jorge]

'Foreign objects' indeed. You need to learn to be a bit more PC, sonny