If today's Chelsea Everton match was a typical one the whole US would be hooked on the sport. on

[Gunner Since Time Began - born to moan]

[Berni]

Yanks only like retarded, high-scoring, binary sports. Because they're simple creatures who like the world presented to them in binary terms.

Dear America,

Life mostly consists of scoreless draws.

Grow up.

Your good friend,

Berni