Christians trying not to swear or blaspheme are funny, aren't they?

[Berni]

Been with one today and have so far listened to:

'Oh, dear oh lor!'
'Dearie, dearie me!'
'My my my!'
'Crikey!'
'Blimey O'Reilly!'
'Shhheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!'

and (my personal favourite)

'Jumping Jacks!'

[One Wilf Copping]

[Berni]

like 'f**k', '****', 'c**t' and '****er'?

[One Wilf Copping]

Himmiherrgotzsakramentzefixallelujascheissglumpfar regtz!!!

You know it's a proper swear word when you need a deep breath before venting your spleen.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Ashberto]

Some of the ladies are not keen on it though.

[Luis Anaconda]

f**k is one of the most versatile words in our language demonstrated when an engineer gives this most descriptive phrase about a broken boiler:

"The f**king f**ker's f**ked"

[One Wilf Copping]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Harry Balls]

and jeez. I'd f**k her, though.

[Harry Balls]

Hasn't been seen of on here for a while, so I thought I'd throw it out there.

[Hillary]

[Luis Anaconda]

An unfortunate phrase I used very loudly once in an Upper Street pub about Sadie Frost who happened to be sitting a few tables away :soclassy:

[Harry Balls]

Though she wasn't famous, but it was quite a pleasant and unexpected conquest when she called me out on it at end of the night.