View Full Version : Christians trying not to swear or blaspheme are funny, aren't they?
Berni
08-29-2014, 01:12 PM
Been with one today and have so far listened to:
'Oh, dear oh lor!'
'Dearie, dearie me!'
'My my my!'
'Crikey!'
'Blimey O'Reilly!'
'Shhheeeeeeeeeeeeesh!'
and (my personal favourite)
'Jumping Jacks!'
One Wilf Copping
08-29-2014, 01:15 PM
Berni
08-29-2014, 01:19 PM
like 'f**k', '****', 'c**t' and '****er'?
One Wilf Copping
08-29-2014, 01:25 PM
Himmiherrgotzsakramentzefixallelujascheissglumpfar regtz!!!
You know it's a proper swear word when you need a deep breath before venting your spleen.
Luis Anaconda
08-29-2014, 01:37 PM
Ashberto
08-29-2014, 01:40 PM
Some of the ladies are not keen on it though.
Luis Anaconda
08-29-2014, 01:44 PM
f**k is one of the most versatile words in our language demonstrated when an engineer gives this most descriptive phrase about a broken boiler:
"The f**king f**ker's f**ked"
One Wilf Copping
08-29-2014, 01:49 PM
Luis Anaconda
08-29-2014, 01:58 PM
Harry Balls
08-29-2014, 02:02 PM
and jeez. I'd f**k her, though.
Harry Balls
08-29-2014, 02:10 PM
Hasn't been seen of on here for a while, so I thought I'd throw it out there.
Hillary
08-29-2014, 02:11 PM
Luis Anaconda
08-29-2014, 02:12 PM
An unfortunate phrase I used very loudly once in an Upper Street pub about Sadie Frost who happened to be sitting a few tables away :soclassy:
Harry Balls
08-29-2014, 02:17 PM
Though she wasn't famous, but it was quite a pleasant and unexpected conquest when she called me out on it at end of the night.
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