Odd looking cove this Carswell chappie, isn't he? Has he had a stroke? Bell's Palsy?

[Berni]

Or is he just a wrongcock?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

me he heroically fought disease or had his jaw bitten off by a crocodile while rescuing orphans or some bloody thing.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

"I haven't seen him for ages, what's his name now, you know, fellow who looks like a burns victim."

"He IS a burns victim."

Awkward.

[Berni]