My *****

[barrybueno]

It's sore and dribbling puss, any ideas? :banghead:

[71 Guns - channeling the spirit of Mr Hat]

I've heard Headgear loves the cock.

[Classic Jorge]

[JohnnyPuma]

Sorry...

[Supermac1976]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uv3PFR-1R84/TbxZ2Nik8EI/AAAAAAAAGEw/hhjRBj7KIFc/s1600/800px-Leprosy_bell.JPG

[JohnnyPuma]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BvqFCkFIUAAkj8p.jpg

[Supermac1976]

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

Only kidding. (bout the sharp thing)

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

no.

[The Rob2]

[Berni]

Not to worry, though. We've all been there. Quick dose of antibiotics and you'll be right as rain. They don't even stick that umbrella doodad up your japseye these days. That wasn't much fun, I can tell you.

[Supermac1976]

Quote:



Around the turn of the 20th Century, a gifted physician who also had aptitude in creating medical instruments, devised a unique device used for the treatment of gonorrhea pustules. It was called “the umbrella”.

The process of using it was first to catheterize the patient, to fill his bladder with an antiseptic, acidic solution. The the catheter was removed and “the umbrella”, a long, metal tube with a screw on one end, was inserted up the urethra.

Once it was inserted, the screw was turned, and several tiny sharp blades would protrude from the other end, deep inside the patient, like a tiny umbrella in appearance. Then the doctor would quickly pull the tube out, the blades tearing open all the pustules at once.

The acute pain often caused the patient to faint. And when waking, he would have to urinate, which would flood the torn pustules with the antiseptic, acidic solution. He would likely faint again at some point.

To my knowledge, there are no surviving examples of “the umbrella” devise, nor have I been able to find any photographs of them, only text descriptions in old medical books.

Be that as it may, it would probably be to everyone’s advantage to encourage medical researchers to devise a new and effective treatment for gonorrhea as soon as possible.

One final note is that left untreated, gonorrhea may cause sterility, as it tends to block the seminal vesicles as well.





You have to pay good money for that kind of ****e nowadays. :yikes:

[JohnnyPuma]

Sorry, I'm such an asshole today :hehe: