I fear for the Jag

[Classic Jorge]

I was burglarised last night and the f**kers nicked it, they also took my MacBook Pro too, and my Moleskine notepad.

Say what you like about West Yorkshire but you have to admire the taste of the burglars up here.

[Berni]

Still, if you will live among savages...

[Ashberto]

Do the omnipresent surveillance cameras on our streets make it easier for Old William to catch car thieves now, or are they just for enforcing parking offences?

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I still remember the time I caught one breaking into my flat in Stoke Newington :cloud9:

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Berni]

Well at least with the insurance money you'll be able to get something slightly less 'Area Manager for Allied Carpets' than a Jag, eh? ;-)

[Classic Jorge]

That's the thing, my one was the only model ever that didn't have that midlands golf club vibe about it.

I was like Johnny Cash whereas the other Jags were just other country singers

[7evens]

You can't trust no one..

http://cdn2.bigcommerce.com/server4900/364bb/products/156156/images/114673/186620__83265.1342532330.500.500.jpg?c=2

[Classic Jorge]

Though I'm not sure rocking up in my OH's MX5 has really helped the overall look of a man not to be f**ked with.

Mind you, the insistence on only fine brandies along the way helped redress the inbalance

[Berni]

You wouldn't want it back after some toerag's been at it anyway, would you? You can go shopping now. :-)

[redgunamo]

You'd just better wait and hope the police need to reel in one of their old customers soon, I reckon.

[7evens]

[Classic Jorge]

Years and years of collecting midget porn on that thing

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

And, obviously, skag converters

[redgunamo]

hunting dogs and shotguns, this sort of thing wouldn't happen.

Just sayin'.

[Classic Jorge]

I love how I've spent the day confronting gypsies and dole scum and my butch ness is still called into question.

[redgunamo]

It's about protecting those not so.. Ray Wilkins as a' that from these trauma.

[Classic Jorge]

I like to see the whites of their eyes, rg

[Rich]

[Classic Jorge]

That's a science fact, Rich

[Classic Jorge]

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

[The Rob2]

And at uni I used to leave my door on the latch...3 years no burglary...In Eltham surrounded by thieving students

You must be a jinx

[Chief Arrowhead]

bummer, man.