I do wish people wouldn't bring babies into the office.

[Berni]

Someone brought his in, upon which the female half of the office just stopped working for half an hour. Then the fire alarm test went off and the thing went spastic and (literally) shat itself. :-( :-(

[Snin]

works wonders

[Ciaran]

[JohnnyPuma]

It makes me an insensitive person, apparently.

[Curly]

Like the ******* that he is

[Berni]

noisy, selfish little f**kers who should never be imposed on other people if at all possible.

[JohnnyPuma]

What I find a bit annoying is that the mother drops by unannounced during her maternity leave and just expects everyone to stop what they are doing and devote their attention to her and her baby.

I am not a pleasant person, am I? :-(

[Ashberto]

All babies are really ugly.

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

and make working life easier and better for all your colleagues without being obliged to coo over their sprogs and inflate their egos.

[Ashberto]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=a356f3f6505a4b3266 5951499376335d&SQ=2be9e044a496628d2c365b34af7c4ad2&t =search&srch=homo&btn_submit=Search&field=all&am p;forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order=DESC&am p;author= (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?S=a356f3f6505a4b32665951499376335d&SQ=2be9e044a496628d2c365b34af7c4ad2&t=search&srch=homo&btn_submit=Search&field=all&forum_limiter=&search_logic=AND&sort_order=DESC&author=)

Including Berni and Jorge as Irish, about 40% of references to 'homos' come from Irish posters, which seems proportionally quite high.

[Berni]

Irish and thus a source of constant fascination to them. It was the ******* English who brought homosexuality to Ireland. Before that, they'd all been cast out by St Patrick with the snakes.

[Luis Anaconda]

She believed me :-(

[JohnnyPuma]

it is perhaps time to re-evaluate one's life.

[ArseMart - Enjoy every sandwich]

I can only tell pictures of my 2 daughters at that age apart because we were living in a different house for the youngest one.

Thank god the third one's a boy as he wears different clothes.

Father of the Year IMO.

[Luis Anaconda]

You've been busy

[ArseMart - Enjoy every sandwich]

Although shouldn't have been really. I know how it all works.

[ArseMart - Enjoy every sandwich]

As a parent yourself B I though you'd know that.

[Luis Anaconda]

[ArseMart - Enjoy every sandwich]

Apparently it can only happen 2 days in a month.

That's some fine shootin' right there.

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

All efforts shall be made henceforth to reduce usage.

[Berni]

somewhat racist generalisation.

[Ciaran]

"Irish gent"

I have been called worse. But never a homo :-)

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

It was what I was after tbh.