Just having a nose around my childhood bedroom. To those who questioned my football credentials...

[Monty91]

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[Luis Anaconda]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Harry Balls]

[Berni]

It's akin to being Ireland's soberest man, isn't it?

[Mack]

[Harry Balls]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite gay, the whole thing.

[Harry Balls]

[Peter]

:-)

[Curly]

Prods to a man,though

[Ben.]

[Peter]

:-)

[Monty91]

a certain number of non-Jewishers.

We could only find one fat asian kid, who was racially abused in every game he played :-(

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Quite frankly if you are that f**king weird then winning a 5 a side competition in Golders Green is quite an achievement.

[Berni]

Do you count as a teetotaller if it's a straight choice between drinking and having your liver explode, do you think?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

What's that called again? Me Ma had won.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

*Please note that you are my arbiter of what is or isn't 'normal'. You should create a chart or something.

[Curly]

[Berni]

[Rich]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

She understood that boys need to drink, of course. Just didn't think it appropriate for ladies.

[Curly]

for abstaining from cursing or summit :-( Silly old *******

[Berni]

The species would die out, wouldn't it? :-(

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Actually that would be any one of 5 uncles, to be honest.

[Monty91]

[Snin]

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[Berni]

Still, never mind. No point spoiling the ship for a hap'orth of tar, that's what I say.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

to speak for her in this matter.

You might have to speak up a bit, I think she might be a bit deaf these days.

[Curly]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Who wants to eat a chilled digestive for example.

Your ordinary airtight container is your friend here, any brand.

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It was a fleeting membership I will admit. Think the whole class joined, probably forced to.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

in this age of EU subsidies and booming economies. No, everyone deserves Lock 'n' Load tupperware :click:

[Berni]

but keeping normal digestives in the fridge is bizarre.

To be honest, though, digestives are a pointless f**king biscuit anyway. Unless you're using them to make a cheesecake base, they're the world's ****test biscuit. Anyone who gives you a digestive either hates themselves or you or both.

[Snin]

[Berni]

Not as arousing as those silicone heat mats, but close.

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Dark chocolate or milk?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Curly]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Remember the fella who used to come to collect the football pools coupon?

[Berni]

surely gives all red-blooded males a frisson, doesn't it? There's something innately sexy about a good mechanism, isn't there?

[Curly]

A Butlins rep to boot.They went on holidays to Butlins every year for some strange reason.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Harry Balls]

[Snin]

[Snin]

[Berni]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

I was mainly asking about the digestives to be honest, I have no interest in the other one.

[Curly]

[Snin]