Now that speechcrime is so firmly entrenched and accepted, it must be about time that

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

we all had electrodes inserted into our brains so that Alan Rusbridger and the other Guardians Of Outrage can monitor our ideas and musings. It seems to me that far too much thoughtcrime is going unpunished and there needs to be an end to it!

[Luis Anaconda]

given that the story which I assume has prompted this outburst was a Daily Mail exclusive

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's not this story against which I rail, Herr Anaconda, but the pervasive Kultur.

[Berni]

truck for the insurgent about town market sewn up, don't they? Do they have a department devoted to this aspect of their business or what? And does the machine gun mount come as standard or is it an optional extra?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Just, you know... shhh.

[Berni]