Powerful hoovers to be banned

[Monty91]

http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/21/anger-as-eu-ban s-most-powerful-vacuum-cleaners (http://www.theguardian.com/world/2014/aug/21/anger-as-eu-bans-most-powerful-vacuum-cleaners)

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

[redgunamo]

:clap:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

[Berni]

So many options. I just couldn't be arsed shaping anything properly. Unforgivable really.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Thank God Uncle Moshe isn't still alive to see this day :cry:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Unless of course the ruling applies to all vacuum cleaners.

[redgunamo]

[Monty91]

My biggest complaint is that she's 10 years more annoying than when I last lived with her.

So far she's shouted at me for creating crumbs in the fridge and for having the audacity to turn off the wrong socket switch for the TV, inadvertently shutting down her DVD player in the process.

Thankfully she's f**ked off to Spain now and left me a list of instructions longer than the Dead Sea Scrolls.

On the plus side, she made us a lush apple and rhubarb crumble last night :cloud9:

[Monty91]

My mum has spent most of our stay telling my girlfriend what a c**t I was as a child :-

[Berni]

How does one create crumbs in a fridge?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Monty91]

To be fair, it was a little reckless, but, in my defence, I am not normally that kind of player.

[Berni]

biscuits. You could probably have her sectioned for that alone if you chose.

[Berni]

[Monty91]

a biscuit's structural integrity during consumption.

[Berni]

Mind you, it's a long time since I ate a biscuit.

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

in your mouth, rather than all over your clothes as you pry it from its pack and watch its sorrowful disintegration.

[Peter]

Not in the mouth