View Full Version : Why does that builder c**t on The Great British Bake Off always have a pencil
Billy Goat Sverige
08-21-2014, 12:37 PM
Behind his ear? I don't think he has used it once.
Also, the guy who works in IT should have his house raided and hard drive examined IMO.
7evens
08-21-2014, 12:47 PM
sad seens
Ciaran
08-21-2014, 12:47 PM
It is a tad ****e, billy. A cake fight would spice it up a bit. Or the baker voted off each week getting a cake rubbed in their face
Billy Goat Sverige
08-21-2014, 12:52 PM
It's hardly Songs of Praise or Countryfile.
Mc Gooner
08-21-2014, 12:55 PM
redgunamo
08-21-2014, 01:01 PM
Like PG Tips, Benson & Hedges and a copy of Vilaggazdasag.
7evens
08-21-2014, 01:01 PM
I mean , come on.. You don't even have the excuse of kids yet ;-)
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:06 PM
Don't listen to these lot lampooning you, I get at least one cake a week out of this program.
Pity last night's was full of **** like rye bread, which is basically bread minus the fun.
Billy Goat Sverige
08-21-2014, 01:08 PM
Anyway, i bake the odd loaf and muffin when i'm bored so i don't mind watching it :shrug:
Mc Gooner
08-21-2014, 01:08 PM
Billy Goat Sverige
08-21-2014, 01:09 PM
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:10 PM
It's Keep Calm and Carry On. It's Cath Kidston. It's Beryl Cook prints. It's everything you profess to hate.
That Jag's changed you. :shakehead:
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:11 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-21-2014, 01:11 PM
Look at me, I'm a builder.
Similar in a way to how Yaya Sanogo pulls on a football strip around 2:40 each weekend.
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:13 PM
My seven year old daughter is also in on the act, having made me some lovely scones and muffins this week too.
Luis Anaconda
08-21-2014, 01:14 PM
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:15 PM
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:15 PM
Crucially though, and I can't stress this enough, cakes.
Cakes, b. Cakes.
Billy Goat Sverige
08-21-2014, 01:15 PM
7evens
08-21-2014, 01:15 PM
Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-21-2014, 01:16 PM
It is really Giroud I hate.
Not Yaya's fault he is slightly out of his depth.
Nice new bus by the way.
Billy Goat Sverige
08-21-2014, 01:16 PM
catch up with Master Chef and The Bake Off on the BBC iPlayer app on our tele, mainly because Swedish TV is full of American ****e.
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:17 PM
All that running about sweating malarkey is fine but I'm much happier mouldering in my own miasma of crumbs, frosting and drool.
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:18 PM
Still, not much of a claim to fame: I turned this woman into a lezza, is it?
Ciaran
08-21-2014, 01:19 PM
Are you related to paul hollywood? He is full of **** tbf :-)
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:22 PM
Ashberto
08-21-2014, 01:23 PM
NTTAWTT
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:23 PM
f**ked if I know what they are. I'll find out when she gets round to the cinnabun.
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:25 PM
I'm being cruel to be kind.
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:27 PM
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:29 PM
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:29 PM
Lanka or something.
Boba Fett once adjudged me worthy of winning a poetry recitation prize. BOOM!
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:30 PM
Luis Anaconda
08-21-2014, 01:31 PM
If only they could get the transport system working for us normal folks
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:31 PM
Luis Anaconda
08-21-2014, 01:34 PM
Proper jam ones I mean not that icing-topped ****e
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:38 PM
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:40 PM
He'll be gayly tucking into his oh so manly salads, brown rice and assorted roughage tonight. before jumping on the scales and doing a little squeeeeeee when he gets one step closer to meeting his weight watchers target.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-21-2014, 01:42 PM
Take some flour. Add some water. Bake under a 30w lightbulb for 20 minutes.
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:42 PM
edible. On the plus side, it's virtually impossible to overcook.
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:43 PM
No offence rg
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:44 PM
Thus it uses four times as much energy. Not very environmentally friendly, is it?
Saw that Laurie Penny thing earlier. Jesus H wept, she's thick. She also sounds like a Flump.
Berni
08-21-2014, 01:45 PM
Classic Jorge
08-21-2014, 01:46 PM
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