Why does that builder c**t on The Great British Bake Off always have a pencil

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Behind his ear? I don't think he has used it once.

Also, the guy who works in IT should have his house raided and hard drive examined IMO.

[7evens]

sad seens

[Ciaran]

It is a tad ****e, billy. A cake fight would spice it up a bit. Or the baker voted off each week getting a cake rubbed in their face

[Billy Goat Sverige]

It's hardly Songs of Praise or Countryfile.

[Mc Gooner]

[redgunamo]

Like PG Tips, Benson & Hedges and a copy of Vilaggazdasag.

[7evens]

I mean , come on.. You don't even have the excuse of kids yet ;-)

[Classic Jorge]

Don't listen to these lot lampooning you, I get at least one cake a week out of this program.

Pity last night's was full of **** like rye bread, which is basically bread minus the fun.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Anyway, i bake the odd loaf and muffin when i'm bored so i don't mind watching it :shrug:

[Mc Gooner]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Berni]

It's Keep Calm and Carry On. It's Cath Kidston. It's Beryl Cook prints. It's everything you profess to hate.

That Jag's changed you. :shakehead:

[Classic Jorge]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Look at me, I'm a builder.

Similar in a way to how Yaya Sanogo pulls on a football strip around 2:40 each weekend.

[Classic Jorge]

My seven year old daughter is also in on the act, having made me some lovely scones and muffins this week too.

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Crucially though, and I can't stress this enough, cakes.

Cakes, b. Cakes.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[7evens]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

It is really Giroud I hate.

Not Yaya's fault he is slightly out of his depth.

Nice new bus by the way.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

catch up with Master Chef and The Bake Off on the BBC iPlayer app on our tele, mainly because Swedish TV is full of American ****e.

[Classic Jorge]

All that running about sweating malarkey is fine but I'm much happier mouldering in my own miasma of crumbs, frosting and drool.

[Berni]

Still, not much of a claim to fame: I turned this woman into a lezza, is it?

[Ciaran]

Are you related to paul hollywood? He is full of **** tbf :-)

[Berni]

[Ashberto]

NTTAWTT

[Classic Jorge]

f**ked if I know what they are. I'll find out when she gets round to the cinnabun.

[Berni]

I'm being cruel to be kind.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Lanka or something.

Boba Fett once adjudged me worthy of winning a poetry recitation prize. BOOM!

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

If only they could get the transport system working for us normal folks

[Classic Jorge]

[Luis Anaconda]

Proper jam ones I mean not that icing-topped ****e

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

He'll be gayly tucking into his oh so manly salads, brown rice and assorted roughage tonight. before jumping on the scales and doing a little squeeeeeee when he gets one step closer to meeting his weight watchers target.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Take some flour. Add some water. Bake under a 30w lightbulb for 20 minutes.

[Berni]

edible. On the plus side, it's virtually impossible to overcook.

[Classic Jorge]

No offence rg

[Berni]

Thus it uses four times as much energy. Not very environmentally friendly, is it?

Saw that Laurie Penny thing earlier. Jesus H wept, she's thick. She also sounds like a Flump.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]