Malky McKay sounds...ermm...nice

[Berni]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/cardiff-city /11047646/Malky-Mackay-texts-scandal-the-damning-evidence-di scovered-by-Cardiff-chairman-Vincent-Tan.html (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/teams/cardiff-city/11047646/Malky-Mackay-texts-scandal-the-damning-evidence-discovered-by-Cardiff-chairman-Vincent-Tan.html)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

He's a scotch who until recently lived in Wales. Personally I'm pretty impressed by his ability to spell.

[Luis Anaconda]

I'm impressed he is as modern as 1989

[Berni]

All was good. I'd like to go and live in 1989 - only not with Malky McKay if that's alright?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I had a little Jensen Healey convertible and a shiny new pilot's licence. Life seemed filled with possibilities :cry:

[Berni]

increasing immobility - all of these are possibilities.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

surrounded by empty Kennomeat tins. That's what I call possibility.

[Rich]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

At least tell me he had a few copies of Big Juggs, Massive Melons and Stacked ****s spread around him.

It's how he wouldve wanted to go

[Berni]

I like to think he was smothered to death by a giant pair of tits. It's what he would have wanted.

[Classic Jorge]

And, quite frankly, who can blame him?

[Berni]

This one's for sod :fallensoldier:

http://www.nndb.com/people/888/000024816/kitten-natividad-1-sized.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

I attempted to watch one of those with my OH a while back, I think it's fair to say that she failed to grasp any of the subtleties, subtexts and underlying motifs of the piece.

Women, eh?

[Berni]

fixation, didn't she? Women can be so black and white sometimes.

[Luis Anaconda]

On this occasion the walls were bedecked with stills from Russ Meyer films. Attempting to explain the cultural relevance of such movies to a German woman was a challenge - particularly a feminist studying to be a social worker. Needless to say the evening didn't go so well

[Classic Jorge]

Or for that matter, that I wouldn't be with her if I wasn't weird little man with an udder fixation too.

[Berni]

[redgunamo]

[Classic Jorge]

Seriously

[Mc Gooner]

:hehe:

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

It's just a man projecting his fantasies on to celluloid.

[Classic Jorge]

[redgunamo]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

and Jack Monroe. Sex things. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

All the while chanting 'WE ARE WIMMIN! WE ARE STRONG!'

[Berni]

I think there may be a sex dungeon.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]