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Berni
08-20-2014, 01:59 PM
Indeed, I'd go so far as to say that I've never truly enjoyed any Belgian beer. It's horribly overrated.

One Wilf Copping
08-20-2014, 02:01 PM

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:02 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:03 PM
that extraordinary; some pleasant enough white beers, for example. Perfectly quaffable for a summer's evening.

The majority of it though, as far as I can acertain, is that sickly-sweet 8% stuff. It all tastes like Red Stripe to me. :shrug:

Classic Jorge
08-20-2014, 02:03 PM
Beer had its place, and that was before we could reliably not get typhoid or dysentry from water.

I get it, fine, it gets you pissed, just not as well as spirits. Spirits also taste of ****, mind. They are just more efficient.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:05 PM

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:08 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:09 PM

Rich
08-20-2014, 02:09 PM

Classic Jorge
08-20-2014, 02:10 PM
I'm not tea total or anything, I just don't really like the taste of much drink. Maybe a nice vodka with a Snapple, but I'd rather just have the snapple.

Come to think of it, I've not had a drink this year.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:10 PM

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:10 PM
I do wonder if it's the fact that the locals always try and foist the ****ty, barley wine-esque filth made by monks driven mad by celibacy me, but you'd think I'd have found something half-decent.

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:11 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:12 PM

Jake
08-20-2014, 02:12 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:13 PM
Imagine not liking booze :-(

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-20-2014, 02:13 PM
But the cherry coke makes you sound like a real homosexual.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:14 PM
NOW we find the root of the problem.

Classic Jorge
08-20-2014, 02:14 PM
Anyway, it's not like it's the only inebriant available, is it? You'd have to be a proper boring ******* to think that

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:15 PM
Beer is surely designed to be drunk in vast, medically-inadvisable quantities. I'm not interested in sitting there sipping beer. I don't even sip wine, ffs! I guzzle.

Classic Jorge
08-20-2014, 02:16 PM
Come to think of it, I'm bang against that 'sugar turns to alcohol' business. I need sugar, dammit!

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:17 PM
I simply can't cope with the volume. I remember in my footballing days, partaking of 10+ pints of Guinness in a session, and marvel now that such a thing was possible.

Classic Jorge
08-20-2014, 02:17 PM

Rich
08-20-2014, 02:18 PM

Classic Jorge
08-20-2014, 02:18 PM

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:18 PM
head just before he had his first drink of the day'?

Without that to drive one on, how can one manage to get through a working day? :shrug:

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-20-2014, 02:19 PM
Had it recently, wasn't impressed.

Classic Jorge
08-20-2014, 02:20 PM

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:20 PM
Time to move on to wine or spirits at that stage.

Rich
08-20-2014, 02:20 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:20 PM
Never to approach Lorenzo with the line, 'Give me a drink here to wash away the taste of respectability.'

:-(

Jake
08-20-2014, 02:21 PM
Mind you they get absolutely hammered now and again, they are young, though.

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:22 PM
Most people will acknowledge that I am quite a good-natured and happy drunk.

It's when I'm sober that there's an issue.

Ashberto
08-20-2014, 02:22 PM

Classic Jorge
08-20-2014, 02:22 PM
Never got on with beer though, prefer a nice bourbon or a vodka.

Efficient delivery, see

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:22 PM
partake of the gak very often :-(

Classic Jorge
08-20-2014, 02:24 PM
You will attest that I can hold my own on the beer though, like morrissey with sex i just choose not to.

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:24 PM
Sitting outside a bar on a lovely little square, on a soft, warm evening, I thought to myself, I thought, 'Ash would puke if he smelt this.' :hehe:

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:24 PM
to have when I get in. I even tease myself by delaying it with a shower, getting dressed, starting to cook dinner - but I know it's coming. The anticipation is delicious.

That's healthy, isn't it?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:26 PM
Sometimes after work if I can't be bothered to go for a run I remind myself that doing so will mean that I start drinking an hour later and will therefore not be pissed until 8, instead of 7. This seems to the healthy choice.

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:27 PM

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:29 PM
and three quarters of a bottle. Pretty abstemious of me, really.

Ashberto
08-20-2014, 02:31 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-20-2014, 02:33 PM

Berni
08-20-2014, 02:37 PM

'Neg
08-20-2014, 02:52 PM
IAHYK :rolleyes:

redgunamo
08-20-2014, 03:20 PM