If we don't sign a world class striker and decent cover centre half we won't win diddly squat

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

[Berni]

I can only assume you mean that if we sign a world class striker and defensive cover we will win diddly squat. Is that correct?

[Classic Jorge]

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[Berni]

Thing is, though, Mr Logic was often sound. It was everyone else who was wrong.

[Classic Jorge]

Viz doesn't get nearly enough love

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

There's something existential about the Drunken Bakers.

[Classic Jorge]

Like a Grayson Perry tapestry or a Chapman Bros. diarama.

[Berni]

I remember a one-off called 'The Pirates of Ben's Pants' about some pirates who lived in the pants of a chap called Ben that had me laughing for days.

[7evens]

closely followed by the bottom inspectors