0-0 is a pretty crap result isn't it? If these Nicolytes score in 2nd leg we are doooooooomed.

[Mack]

Dooooooomed I say.

[Clueless Wanger]

[Bergkamp's Brain]

[Berni]

I'd have taken 0-0 if you'd offered it before the game.

[Rich]

the pitch was very poor indeed and it's ridiculous having the season start so soon after the World Cup. Always going to take a few weeks to get up to speed.

[Berni]

bedded into the season, but that's to be expected. We'll get better and sharper with each game.

Also, it's worth bearing in mind that Besiktas were not a bad side at all.

I have no idea why you'd be especially fearful of Everton.

[Rich]

straight to them as one of their key players should tell you most of what you need to know.

I would like Ba, though. Fantastic player.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

That's a remarkable amount of cobblers for so early in the morning.

[Berni]

That Fabregas, for instance. Never good enough for Barcelona. We must therefore be ****.

[Berni]

I mean obviously it's rhyming slang for balls and, since balls are numerable, it should be strictly speaking be 'number'. Equally, both cobblers and their awls are numerable. And yet 'number of cobblers' in this context just sounds wrong, doesn't it?

[Rich]

[Berni]

argument is? Andy Cole? Martin Keown? I could go on...

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

that 'number' sounded a little ungainly and that ultimately, art is more important than science.

[Berni]

Did you eat anything Turkic last night or just f**k it off and have fish and chips?

[Pat Vegas]

if we score we have to keep going forward as 1 goal lead will be too risky.

I hate posting with my phone.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but pots and piss and that.

It was served with a jacket spud and steamed broccoli, so possibly not 100% authentic.

I bought some nice squid yesterday though. I'm thinking of doing a Thai squid salad maybe? Or just calamari and chips.

[Mack]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3926 911&rid=6252&S=e9ed5a5d43ef1327a5e61a1584590844 (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3926911&rid=6252&S=e9ed5a5d43ef1327a5e61a1584590844)

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[The Tony]

No away goals
No Ramsey
Scores even

I'm thinking we go 1 down, fight back to 2-1 with 20 minutes left....the crowd start oleing and then bang! 2-2 and mad scramble in the last 10 minutes.....