Costa, Aguero, Rooney all score on their opening games whilst Arsenal field Sanogoals Bambi on Ice

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

What is Arsene thinking exactly? Does he find it amusing to select a striker who wouldn't get in S****horpe's starting XI. There is only so much I will tolerate. Now get off your boney French arse and bring me Cavani immediately. Silly senile frog c**t.

[Mo Britain less Europe]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]

on the right wing with Sanchez on the left but Arsene isn't clever enough to do that. We need a real striker up top. Cavani would be ideal. Ship Sanogoals off to the championship to learn how to balance himself and hit the target. Giroud can sit on the bench until Cavani either scores a hatrick or needs a break.

[TRENT COLTON]

[Herr Floyd - PEGIDA]