Off topic, I noticed the mention of David Icke further down the board and it reminded me

[Doughboy-TSL]

of a song the Brighton & Hove Albion fans used to sing in the late 80's early 90's ..

"Well David Icke is really odd, he claims to be the son of God, but we all know that it's not him, the true messiah is John Crumplin*"

*former full back and cult hero. The BHAFC Eboue, if you will.

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

"When You're Smiling". Not necessarily when we were winning but when we weren't losing - we were very **** back then.

The whole thing would climax with "The 'ole....world......smiles.....wiv...you
LA LAAAA LAA LAL LA!"

Bit tricky to convey that last bit really.