There's something rattling around my head about Cliff Richard's arse.

[Berni]

Isn't it supposed to be plastic. Like Joanna Lumley?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

a catastrophic nature that they essentially closed it and built him a new one.

Or I might have dreamed that.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Naturally the chaps at school relaying this information were medical experts with specific knowledge of Cliff's case.

[Berni]

No wonder he took to pederasty, poor chap.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

alleged event.

[Doughboy-TSL]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

spraying everyone with sticky, brown faecal liquid. More of a card than you think is old Cliff.

[Berni]

like 'Chickenhawk' and 'The Bumper Book of Boy Bumming'.

I don't really know how these things work, tbh. :shrug:

[Monty91]

Diaries, presumably?

More nonce-related material?

[Berni]

Maybe they have dogs who can sniff ancient sins?

[Monty91]

[barrybueno]

part of his statement:

'However, the police attended my apartment in Berkshire today without notice, except it would appear to the press.'

wd Cliff, stick it to the ****ers.

[Berni]

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

has already confirmed he's been surfing.

[Monty91]

humanity to start with a clean slate. Surely it’s close to the point where they’re gonna have to say, “right, clearly it’s been beyond most of you to refrain from fiddling with children, so we’re gonna draw a line under it and start again.”

[Monty91]

[Berni]

[Berni]

[Monty91]

How's that for rushed? :rolleyes:

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

Or to be more specific if an allegation such as this is made then surely you would be critical if they did not as a matter of course search his house.

They're not going to find anything related to alleged noncing 20+ years ago but who knows what they may find to assist in building a case.