Eight policeman required to search Sir Cliff's house! No fecking wonder the streets are crawling

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

with vicious bandits looking to kick down our doors , steal our jewels and rape our daughters. Old Bill's too busy harrassing old nonces for alleged crimes committed back in the 70's.

Meanwhile ISIS are pouring through the channel tunnel in their thousands determined to decapitate every last one of us.

[arse-nick (avid-analogue-addict)]

[Mo Britain less Europe]