So Cliff Richard nicked for nonceing. He has a holiday home in Portugal. The conclusion is obvious:

[Berni]

The Maddy-murdering *******. :-(

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Monty91]

[Jake]

[Berni]

[Curly]

[Classic Jorge]

[Curly]

Had the decency to ride over 18's all around him.Or so he claims

[Berni]

f**k me. If this carries on, I'm going to have to start believing in lizard people. :-(

[Berni]

[Curly]

[Berni]

Although he did break Sarah Greene's pelvis with his chopper, so fair play.

[Curly]

[Berni]

Really wanted to ask her whether it was Keith Chegwin's drinking or his tiny cock that led to the divorce.

[Curly]

[Classic Jorge]

[Ashberto]

[Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler]

[Berni]

would put any marriage under strain imo.

[Berni]

[Curly]

http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2014/aug/10/-sp-tony -blackburn-john-peel-looked-upon-me-as-the-devil-for-some-re ason (http://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2014/aug/10/-sp-tony-blackburn-john-peel-looked-upon-me-as-the-devil-for-some-reason)

[Ashberto]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Mind you, I am currently drinking lemon and ginger tea and will be eating brown rice tonight.

I may be on the turn. :yikes:

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The commies have got your brain.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

You'll basically be Ian Harvey within 18 months

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Anything but that! :crossesself:

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a m8 of mine's dad told him of a friend he had (the dad) who was employed by Cliff as a chauffeur. Apparently he left Cliff's employ rather quick as he was shocked to see him (Cliff) give Larry Grayson (of The Generation game fame) a BJ in the back of his motor!
:rubchin: