I have to go to get my passport renewed tomorrow.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I drop the forms in and 9, then return at 1 for the passport.

4 hours in the West End, too early to start drinking.

There must be some obscure museum I've never heard of...

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

Both in Lincoln's Inn Fields.

You may have been to them but they are among the most obscure, and best, in London.

[Luis Anaconda]

I though you were a civilised man

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

He's dead now.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I'm tavelling by train, you see, so I won't have a car. I suppose I could hire a car.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How did you pass your 4 hours?

[Monty91]

Which is very different to your mum's massive backlog.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

You could go to the Guards Museum like what you were saying the other week?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

The open at 10, so a little breakfast beforehand, museum at 10, out at 11, pre-lunch cocktails 11.30, lunch at 12, sorted.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Confirm your details. They do the renewals at police stations too.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We have to be a bit more choosy.

[Harry Balls]

Done and dusted IMO. Any spare time, on the wifi in the brunch location.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Are you sure about this?

[Berni]

Never could get the hang of Bridge. Mind you, both I and the person trying to teach it to me were stoned out of our minds.

[Classic Jorge]

[Harry Balls]

behind her back. That's the one who can't stop you grappling her ass and tits.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

My favourite was Peter Tork.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

Or maybe that was the other one, Davey Stabilo Boss.

Or maybe it was Mickey Tip-Ex.

[Billy Goat Sverige]

Do extras, and also how they managed to get their Swedish fellas to let them out of the house.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

I believe Mickey Dolenz's dad invented those little things you use to repair the holes made by a hole punch.

[Harry Balls]

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Harry Balls]

And the shaft, and balls, too!

[Classic Jorge]

[Harry Balls]

At least that's what I've heard.

[Berni]

Or does its transactional, functional nature make it essentially just a posh ****?

Genuinely curious.

[Berni]

...The 2B Brothers.



:ithangyow:

[Classic Jorge]

http://38.media.tumblr.com/802a6d0aab55e86cb3c7457e11ad8a37/tumblr_n06pe8ZUIT1sar3c7o1_500.gif

[dingdong666]

Do they need a new passport?

[Berni]

HB's puns are much lamer than that.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

It's a pain in the arse. Getting a new passport.

[dingdong666]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

God made him a he. Only God can undo his heness.

[Harry Balls]

[Harry Balls]