So here's the thing I wanna know about Sanchez: can the **** finish?

[Monty91]

I mean, I've seen his showreel and he's scored some beauties, but that does not answer my question...

[Classic Jorge]

And stop being so silly

[Monty91]

but it told me nothing about whether the **** can finish.

[Norn Iron]

I wasn't sure of him at Barcelona tbh.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Mind you, I want to know if he can even start anymore.

[Monty91]

[Monty91]

Of course, a bloke dressed like a bird appeals strongly to our sense of the absurd. But why must it?

[Berni]

patently ridiculous it is. Every instinct we have is screaming "IT'S AN UGLY OLD NUTTER IN A f**kING DRESS!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Sometimes our instincts might just be right.

[Monty91]

nothing like as strong as he claims, is that not an awful lot of trouble to go to, all for some nebulous, undefined purpose?

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

[Berni]

bothers me.

Paranoid schizophrenics claim to hear voices. Does that mean we should all pretend to hear them, too? Just to make the poor chaps feel better about being f**king mental?

Or should we - and here's a radical f**king concept - try treating the source of their illness instead? Just a thought.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

* With apologies to Alan Partridge

[Monty91]

I'm not sure you can say it is an illness with any certainty when so little - relatively speaking - is known about the way our brains function.

[Classic Jorge]

Just
Sack
Pat

[Berni]

I'm going to go out on a limb and say that, if a chap thinks it might be a jolly good idea to whip off his wedding tackle, get dosed full of hormones and pop a frock on, he's probably not altogether well.

Occam's f**king Razor, innit.

[Berni]

Mind you, it was basically just a long episode of Alan Partridge. But there are many worse things.