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Berni
08-11-2014, 01:46 PM
Take yon Moloney chap, for instance. So does he like cock or what? (Apart from his own, I mean). Or is he still with a woman? In which case, does that make either or both of them a lezzer?

And for those who go from male to 'female', but hang on their man-bits, do they still use them during sex in the traditional manner?

Frankly, the whole thing is bewildering. :shakehead:

Classic Jorge
08-11-2014, 01:48 PM
Essentially, just ask, I'm sure they'll be well up for a chat about whether they love the cock or not.

Billy Goat Sverige
08-11-2014, 01:51 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-11-2014, 01:51 PM
If I started telling you that I am convinced that I am a blue whale trapped in a man's body, and that you should cut off my arms, sew my legs together and tack on some artificial fins, you'd quite rightly have me committed.

On the other hand, claim you feel a bit like a chick, and you'll be fannied up by the NHS and called 'she' before you can say, 'This is an affront to God and nature!'

Classic Jorge
08-11-2014, 01:52 PM

Berni
08-11-2014, 01:53 PM
thing, you need to do everything - including sex - as a woman. Just picking and choosing the bits you do and don't like strikes me as dilettantism.

'Neg
08-11-2014, 01:53 PM

Ashberto
08-11-2014, 01:53 PM
http://www.dvdverdict.com/images/reviewpics/southparkseason901.jpg

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-11-2014, 01:55 PM
Perfectly reasonable.

Berni
08-11-2014, 01:55 PM
Presumably, some sort of disclosure and subsequent negotiation must go on before any sexual encounter?

I like the term 'fannied up', by the way. I shall use that. :hehe:

Classic Jorge
08-11-2014, 01:55 PM
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/uploadedImages/Shared_Assets/Images/Stadium_Tours/Stadium_History/entrance.jpg

Classic Jorge
08-11-2014, 01:57 PM
And lets not forget the hermaphrodites.

Though I guess they can at least go f**k themselves.

Harry Balls
08-11-2014, 01:58 PM
yer male form.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-11-2014, 01:59 PM

Berni
08-11-2014, 02:00 PM
the inconvenient bits like periods, childbirth, menopause, etc, etc, etc - the bits that actually make you a woman, in other words.

So it's really nothing like being a woman, actually. It's just taking dressing up a bit far.

Ashberto
08-11-2014, 02:00 PM

dingdong666
08-11-2014, 02:00 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-11-2014, 02:00 PM
But in general your point is correct.

Monty91
08-11-2014, 02:02 PM
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/dPQvJszFLzZ86fSwmG4 ScG/thane-prince (http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/profiles/dPQvJszFLzZ86fSwmG4ScG/thane-prince)

'Neg
08-11-2014, 02:03 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-11-2014, 02:03 PM

Berni
08-11-2014, 02:04 PM

Classic Jorge
08-11-2014, 02:05 PM
To be fair, it's the kids growing up with this stuff that you have to feel sorry for.

Mind you, it might actually be liberating for them to see gender and sexuality as spectrums rather than switches that can't ever be flicked.

Classic Jorge
08-11-2014, 02:05 PM

Berni
08-11-2014, 02:06 PM
ie a liberation from reality

'Neg
08-11-2014, 02:06 PM
http://2il.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/blue-whale-the-largest-species-in-animals.jpg

Berni
08-11-2014, 02:07 PM
http://images.nationalgeographic.com/wpf/media-live/photos/000/701/cache/beluga-whale-georgia-aquarium-denied_70146_600x450.jpg?01RI=31F07114F4F3588,cm:a kamai.mathtag.com%2fevent%2fimg%3fakam_state%3d0%2 6akid%3d3DsAgHIDd9Wy6gm625GpFTvjCMFbi0lko9HMVBswUN aB8I7hrfXcBzA%26no_log%26mt_nsync%26mm_bnc&01NA=ck&

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-11-2014, 02:08 PM
http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/whales/species/Blu ewhale.shtml (http://www.enchantedlearning.com/subjects/whales/species/Bluewhale.shtml)

Berni
08-11-2014, 02:10 PM
I don't know why you would want to do such a thing, of course. And the logistics sound like a nightmare, but you can, apparently.

Billy Goat Sverige
08-11-2014, 02:10 PM
Take the career path of being a boxing promoter. And then most of the comments are "must have been so hard for him being in that line of work and having to hide that"........errrrm, chosen career path.

He could've worked in a bakery or been a cleaner :rolleyes:

'Neg
08-11-2014, 02:11 PM

Monty91
08-11-2014, 02:12 PM
Dave the bread slicer was sacked too.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-11-2014, 02:15 PM
Bizarrely enough I read a small piece on this only last weekend.

Minke are quite common off the coasts of Cork & Kerry, no blue all the same.

Not even in the Natural History Museum. They have a humpback on the second floor.

It is only a skeleton of course.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-11-2014, 02:15 PM

Monty91
08-11-2014, 02:16 PM

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-11-2014, 02:16 PM

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-11-2014, 02:18 PM
Shop windows do reflect.

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-11-2014, 02:19 PM
He did a bloody good job with the snakes after all.

Wd the Welsher.

Monty91
08-11-2014, 02:20 PM
Ever seen a grown man naked?

Berni
08-11-2014, 02:20 PM
Ireland, getting rid of snakes wouldn't be top of the list, would it? I mean, you'd start with the weather, wouldn't you? Or all the gingers?

Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-11-2014, 02:21 PM
To allow them to, y'know, feed themselves a bit better.

Classic Jorge
08-11-2014, 02:24 PM
c**t should've got rid of the English, would've made Ireland much better

Steve Williams - gay for Mark Knopfler
08-11-2014, 02:24 PM
And yes.

If you had ever actually played football instead of talking ****e about it then you too would have regularly stood with dripping wet naked chaps rubbing your balls and discussing the merits or otherwise of the referee.

Luis Anaconda
08-11-2014, 02:25 PM

Monty91
08-11-2014, 02:26 PM
Macabbi League Under-16s :rolleyes:

Classic Jorge
08-11-2014, 02:28 PM

Berni
08-11-2014, 02:30 PM
He was basically a well-to-do Romano Celt.

Monty91
08-11-2014, 02:34 PM

Berni
08-11-2014, 02:35 PM
Actually, a few proper natural resources wouldn't have gone amiss, either. You can't just go around burning peat, ffs. People will take the piss.

Berni
08-11-2014, 02:36 PM