So I went to see Dawn of the Planet of the Apes on Saturday night.

[Berni]

It's too long, plus Caesar is a pious, self-righteous c**t and I preferred Koba, who had the right idea about how to deal with humans imo.

Good Ape on Human fight sequence, but the humans really had to have f**ked up not to win a firefight from a secure defensive position against a bunch of apes untrained in the use of firearms who were on horseback. Naive defending.

[Classic Jorge]

It has a talking Racoon and Andy from Parks & Recreation

[Supermac1976]

[Berni]

convinced me never to enter a cinema ever, ever again.

One specimen came in carrying some reeking nachos with jalapenos and proceeded loudly to announce to its mate that "I always eat vese fings when I come 'ere, but I always regret it the next morning." It then proceeded to belch for the rest of the showing.

I know it's my own fault for living anywhere near Essex, but still. :-(

[Classic Jorge]

http://i2.cdnds.net/13/51/618x507/vin_diesel_groot.jpg

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Mind you, I find it takes less and less to send me that way these days.

[Supermac1976]

http://youtu.be/07koWDo7-P0