Apparently the only way I can get spangly quick internet is by paying £395 per month.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Doesn't that seem rather a lot, or am I out of touch?

['Neg]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

No doubt you're correct.

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Berni]

insure my car, he even gave me £4.92 a month back into the bargain. A splendid fellow, all round. It's a shame he doesn't work for your internet company. He'd have done you a lovely deal.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I knew it. I bloody knew it!

[Monty91]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Against what, ebola?

[Witharby 2-3 weeks]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

said "How exciting", at which he boomed "YES INDEED! HAPPY DAYS, SIR!" followed by a benevolent chuckle, which made me feel bad for being so ungrateful.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

We were connected to the mains years ago. 5, perhaps.

[Monty91]

Evan's has opened

[Berni]

Bad news for this chap. :-(

http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/02/pakkirappa-hunagundi-pica-suff erer-addicted-to-eating-bricks-4686201/ (http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/02/pakkirappa-hunagundi-pica-sufferer-addicted-to-eating-bricks-4686201/)

[Berni]

That must have come as a blow.

[Monty91]

stage name.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3857 635&rid=293&S=71f96ffb30ca2fb84db19780758bea0c (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3857635&rid=293&S=71f96ffb30ca2fb84db19780758bea0c)

[Monty91]

He must be ****ting bricks.

[Berni]

you didn't suck other people's turds out of a hole for a living.

[Classic Jorge]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've had it with work. Had it.

[Berni]

Mind you, he's not really competing at the highest level there.

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I watched a chap walk into the middle of a small field, ignore a tree just off to the side, squat down and move his bowels. Perhaps it was a matter of fertilisation? Anyhoo, his stools were quite solid.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

I'm still curious how a homeless man managed to garner enough to eat to take a poo every day.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

[Berni]

There's discarded food everywhere in London. Trickle-down economics at their finest imo. wd capitalism.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

stress-free way to spend one's day.

[Berni]

simpler.

[Harry Balls]

[Monty91]

My girlfriend fished it out this morning and put it back in the freezer.

It has sent my hygiene neurosis off the scale. I don't think I can ever eat anything from that freezer again :- (

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

cream - you can't just freeze it!

Fùck me! I thought you knew about food? :-(

[Monty91]

[Berni]

You people disgust me. :-(

[Harry Balls]

-ivity.

[Monty91]

it still hits the clit.

[Harry Balls]

That oughtta do the trick, although the sneaky f**kers say "up to"

[Berni]

And 'craving ice cream'? When did you grow ovaries, ffs?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I really don't know what any of that means.

[Harry Balls]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I've got a telly, though.

['Neg]

[redgunamo]