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Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 01:56 PM
Doesn't that seem rather a lot, or am I out of touch?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:01 PM
No doubt you're correct.
Witharby 2-3 weeks
08-06-2014, 02:03 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:04 PM
Witharby 2-3 weeks
08-06-2014, 02:07 PM
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:08 PM
insure my car, he even gave me £4.92 a month back into the bargain. A splendid fellow, all round. It's a shame he doesn't work for your internet company. He'd have done you a lovely deal.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:08 PM
I knew it. I bloody knew it!
Monty91
08-06-2014, 02:09 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:09 PM
Against what, ebola?
Witharby 2-3 weeks
08-06-2014, 02:10 PM
Classic Jorge
08-06-2014, 02:11 PM
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:11 PM
said "How exciting", at which he boomed "YES INDEED! HAPPY DAYS, SIR!" followed by a benevolent chuckle, which made me feel bad for being so ungrateful.
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:13 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:14 PM
We were connected to the mains years ago. 5, perhaps.
Monty91
08-06-2014, 02:14 PM
Evan's has opened
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:15 PM
Bad news for this chap. :-(
http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/02/pakkirappa-hunagundi-pica-suff erer-addicted-to-eating-bricks-4686201/ (http://metro.co.uk/2014/04/02/pakkirappa-hunagundi-pica-sufferer-addicted-to-eating-bricks-4686201/)
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:16 PM
That must have come as a blow.
Monty91
08-06-2014, 02:16 PM
stage name.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:17 PM
Classic Jorge
08-06-2014, 02:17 PM
http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3857 635&rid=293&S=71f96ffb30ca2fb84db19780758bea0c (http://www.awimb.com/fudforum/index.php?t=tree&goto=3857635&rid=293&S=71f96ffb30ca2fb84db19780758bea0c)
Monty91
08-06-2014, 02:19 PM
He must be ****ting bricks.
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:20 PM
you didn't suck other people's turds out of a hole for a living.
Classic Jorge
08-06-2014, 02:21 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:22 PM
I've had it with work. Had it.
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:23 PM
Mind you, he's not really competing at the highest level there.
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:25 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:26 PM
I watched a chap walk into the middle of a small field, ignore a tree just off to the side, squat down and move his bowels. Perhaps it was a matter of fertilisation? Anyhoo, his stools were quite solid.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:26 PM
Classic Jorge
08-06-2014, 02:27 PM
Monty91
08-06-2014, 02:28 PM
I'm still curious how a homeless man managed to garner enough to eat to take a poo every day.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:29 PM
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:29 PM
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:32 PM
There's discarded food everywhere in London. Trickle-down economics at their finest imo. wd capitalism.
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:32 PM
stress-free way to spend one's day.
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:35 PM
simpler.
Harry Balls
08-06-2014, 02:36 PM
Monty91
08-06-2014, 02:36 PM
My girlfriend fished it out this morning and put it back in the freezer.
It has sent my hygiene neurosis off the scale. I don't think I can ever eat anything from that freezer again :- (
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:38 PM
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:39 PM
cream - you can't just freeze it!
Fùck me! I thought you knew about food? :-(
Monty91
08-06-2014, 02:42 PM
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:43 PM
You people disgust me. :-(
Harry Balls
08-06-2014, 02:44 PM
-ivity.
Monty91
08-06-2014, 02:45 PM
it still hits the clit.
Harry Balls
08-06-2014, 02:46 PM
That oughtta do the trick, although the sneaky f**kers say "up to"
Berni
08-06-2014, 02:46 PM
And 'craving ice cream'? When did you grow ovaries, ffs?
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:50 PM
I really don't know what any of that means.
Harry Balls
08-06-2014, 02:51 PM
Sir Charlie of Nicholas
08-06-2014, 02:53 PM
I've got a telly, though.
redgunamo
08-06-2014, 05:41 PM
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