Have we done Liverpool target Lavezzi giving a new meaning to "going down in the box"?

[Monty91]

[Supermac1976]

[Monty91]

Shaven noo-noo, too. Nice.

[Berni]

Frankly, I find this whole conspiracy of silence about gay footballers very tedious.

[Monty91]

[Classic Jorge]

https://andelino.files.wordpress.com/2014/07/mario-goetze_s-boner-01.jpg

[Monty91]

[Berni]

Have I pointed out that the first top-level footballer who did come out would be protected by the FA, refs, etc, given huge numbers of endorsements and almost certainly be capped more than he deserves? It would be an excellent career move imo.

[Classic Jorge]

HOMO SMAAAAASH!

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Not sure there's room for anyone else - man, woman or crustacean - in that relationship.

[Classic Jorge]

[Monty91]

long as they're not one of ours.

[Luis Anaconda]

it will all be another conspiracy exposed with a footballer caught with woman shocker

[Berni]

gay?'. It's often hard to tell, she reckons.

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

I was introduced to somebody's 'partner' the other day and very nearly said "oh blimey, you aren't a bloke!"

[Berni]

were to come out. We've got a fairly solid middle class liberal support who'd fall over themselves to be nice to you, the club is equally liberal-minded, we're in North London and all the northern Neanderthals already think all our players are gay, so it would make f**k all difference.

[Berni]

Whatever happened to having spots and lank, greasy hair?

[Classic Jorge]

Giles and Freddie got no flack for their puddle jumping ways

[Berni]

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

around for a couple of weeks while on holiday imo.

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

I am no fan of pedantry.

[Berni]

from that wing mirror or the stain in the backseat. And then trying to argue the concept of 'fair wear and tear' in a foreign language.

Anyway, how are you?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

How was Wales?

[Berni]

I ate too much (including a pork pie - and Yorkshire Pudding :-( ) and drank quite a lot of beer, but also ran up and down some hills, so it wasn't too bad.

Had lunch in a place called The Angel in Abergavenny on Monday. Very nice indeed. When are you off to Belgium?

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

but it's not going to happen, sadly.

[Berni]

Drink plenty of water.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]