Seriously though, losing your virginity at 21

[Classic Jorge]

I know religious people, actual proper bats**** religiousers, that got their balls wet before they reached 21.

[Snin]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Classic Jorge]

[dingdong666]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

Actually, I was always intrigued by how much action Woody Allen got in his movies. I know you can laugh a women into bed and all that, but nothing's that funny. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Classic Jorge]

I've seen the man, he looks well enough put together and he certainly has the rhetorical thrust to service his non-rhetorical thrust.

The irony of course is that in Hull he was probably scoring with a grandma.

[Berni]

left. The species would have died out through sheer vacillation. None of that with the Irish, of course. We just have to slow dance with a woman to get her pregnant out of wedlock. http://www.awimb.com/images/smiley_icons/ohwell.gif

[Monty91]

fat manc birds - in Israel, curiously) in the years preceeding the big event?

[Berni]

I'm guessing the latter. Male virgins don't 'turn down' any opportunity.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

Whatever happened to her? Are you still in touch? Did you ever consommé the relationship?

[Monty91]

held no fear.

If I'd have taken up the fat mancs' proposal my friends would still be taking the piss today. One of them looked so much like miss piggy people did double takes.

[Berni]

[Luis Anaconda]

[Berni]

f**k that. If your first car's a banger, nobody minds. It's understood that we all have to start somewhere.

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

[the splendor of antigone]

Although I was very desirable to girls -- for reasons which at that time went beyond my imagination, -- I always postponed the encounter with the female gash as I was terribly afraid that I would be terrible and they would be dissapointed in my lack of sexual prowess, and hence throw my own idealized self-image into question.
I was too anxiety-ridden to perform with a series of very attractive girls, leading to a few encounters that were much more humiliating than simply being **** in bed, until finally -- in a drunken stupor, -- I lowered myself to sexual congress with someone so vile that I did not care about performance-anxiety or whether or not she'd care.

She didn't smell too well.

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

but in his defence hes one weird mudaf**ker

[Berni]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Classic Jorge]

[the splendor of antigone]

Is it perhaps because you find your sexual escapades so dull that you long for a return to a pre-sexual-desiring state where the demand to have sex is not ultimately disproportional to the satisfaction you gain from it?

[DG (socialist surrender monkey)]

this is the lad who had a phone bill of over 5 grand ringing up spanish sex lines; even though he didn't speak a word of spanish

think it's happier stalking from afar; so afar the girl doesn't even know shes been thought off

[Classic Jorge]

[Classic Jorge]

My **** bank is so old it's on Betamax

Some ******* taped over most of it with The Waltons

[the splendor of antigone]

somewhere, out there 'in the world', there are actually people who enjoy sex, and this thought of this imaginary, non-failed sexual encounter is infinitely more erotic and sexual than the real thing.

In short, you might be a pervert :-)

[Classic Jorge]

[the splendor of antigone]

[Trixie Popsicle]