Who would win this match?

[dingdong666]

http://i.imgur.com/Qu4Rzso.jpg

[Berni]

[JohnnyPuma]

[dingdong666]

And the bottom side by Henry and Pires?

[Luis Anaconda]

for wearing outfield kit :-(

[Pat Vegas]

[Berni]

[Pat Vegas]

[Monty91]

Do you mean rush goalie?

[Classic Jorge]

[Berni]

stop shots. Rush goalies simply meant the goalie would play as an outfield player.

[Monty91]

Presumably your term entered the football lexicon when the blacks started getting good at football.

[Classic Jorge]

[Pat Vegas]

for being a gaylord maybe?

Gaylorddddddddddd rush him!

[Monty91]

at any point in a game?

[Monty91]

Damn my poor Jewish parents for not sending me to private school :-(

And yes, I would rather get bummed than rushed.

[Pat Vegas]

5-a-sides are horrible.

Let's take everything possibly fun about football and remove it.

[Berni]

you didn't first specify that you were going to play as rush goalie, not unreasonably ask at some point what the f**king hell you were doing at the other end of the pitch when the opposition just scored.

It was basically because no-one wanted to play in goal. Because playing in goal is for ****ers.

[Monty91]

Anyone who has ever played a long ball while playing 5-a-side deserves cancer.

[Pat Vegas]

I hate it. small goals too booo

no going in the area. f**k sake :banghead:

Plus all this shouting just confuses me. 'Fash wants'
'man on man on' 'daaan the line'


It's like playing basketball but not being allowed to shoot.

[Monty91]

without gloves, but almost entirely secure wearing them, even though my genitals and face are still exposed.

Funny how the brain works.

[Classic Jorge]

Also, are you about to "make yourself big"?

[Berni]

I used to wear a pair of canvas-backed driving gloves if I ever had to play in goal.

To be fair, though, our playground games were rendered pointless by the fact the Dean Gordon (later of Palace and Middlesbrough) was in our year and whichever side had him would inevitably win. We had to insist he changed teams at half time.

[Monty91]

But I thought I was playing well :-(

[Monty91]

level" that any delusions you had about your own talent come crashing down.

In my Maccabi League days, I came up against a Fulham youth teamer and took the unilateral decision to man-mark him. The first time he got the ball he was so hypnotically quick I lost all of my motor skills and collapsed on the floor while he raced off into the distance :-(

[Berni]

****house. Also, he had a great 'fro.

Sticky-out bellybutton, mind. Ick. :puke:

[Billy Goat Sverige]

spread out around the football pitch in the playground, and the kicker would then have to boot the ball and try and hit someone. If they hit someone that person would get rushed by everyone, but if the kicker missed everyone rushed him.

It was quite a good game as it goes. You improved your shooting accuracy whilst also being able to get rid of some of that teenage anger locked up inside.

[Sir Charlie of Nicholas]

[Berni]

lasted long.

[Monty91]

"being a virgin" thing?

[dingdong666]

2-1 win for Team Jose Arsenal.

Arteta would do an excellent job for him and I'm sure he'd get Ox and Joel to play a super defensive / aggressive counter attacking game.

[Berni]

[Billy Goat Sverige]

[Monty91]

The embarrassing part was that it was in Hull