Are you tossers actually getting emotionally involved in a pre-season friendly? Gawd 'elp us!

[Herbette Chapman - aged 15]

[R.C. Celebrating the return of Trophies]

we need our warm up too y'know. Games like this give us the chance to dust off clichés and test our match fitness for a long season of c**tedness from Mike Riley's minions

[the splendor of antigone]

['Neg]

[Ciaran]